Milk Carton Material

Where The Eff is Magoo?

Remember Timbland and Magoo the supergroup that introduced us to Aaliyah, Missy Elliot and Ginuwine? Timbaland is still around as one of the most well-known producers in music today, but Magoo...Magoo is MIA. I searched for awhile and came up with no new news on magoo, i'm pretty sure that him and Elvis are kicking it in Costa Rica at 2pac's crib.

Heres a classic Magoo song (I know no all the words to magoo's part, its wierd)

Somebody find Magoo!

Perfection!

The Kings of Futility...The Detroit Lions

Time to catch up.

Since most people have a few days off from work (not me!!!) I figured that this would be a great opportunity for the few people who do check my blog to catch up/start listening to a great podcast. I mentioned this podcast in the Little Brother blog that I posted last month. Gordon Gartrell Radio is hosted by Phonte Coleman and DJ Brainchild. The show has a topic that varies everyweek in which Phonte discusses his hilarious viewpoints and sprinkles in many great songs throughout the show.

Take some of your christmas break and give the good fellas at Gordon Gartrell radio some of your time.

Sidenote*** Gordon Gartrelle was the clothing line that had Theo ready to spend 100$ for a shirt and papa Cliff wasn't haven't it.

Hey, Hey...

Balls. That is all.

Induldge yourself in this wonderful song by Phonte (fom Little Brother) called "If you don't Love me". I love its jazzy feel.
http://www.zshare.net/audio/52904728b238a709/

Tay is a beast.

Mury Chrimuh!

Well everyone,

I hope you got all the things in life that you wanted this morning. If you were let down, you need to lower your standards, because most likely the people around you did the best they could. But anyway, I'm watchin the Christmas Story for 24hours straight on TBS....ya'll should get on that.

BTW I got some Detroit Lions gear this morning and it is totally sway!

The Album that Changed my Life

So, i know the exact moment when I went from listening to the Radio and tuned into the sounds on the underground hip-hop circuit. I went from being fed what someone else wanted me to hear, to searching internet for new songs from unheard artists and crate-digging. May I present the album that I listened to December 2005...Little Brother's "The Minstrel Show".
Hear are some of my favorite cuts from that album.

This song's 3rd verse by Phonte absolutley embodied what I felt as a man up until last year.



The word play on "hiding place" makes me want to shard myself...listen to Elzhi's verse:


This song just makes me feel "sway"


This Album changed my life, check it out it may change yours.

Greatest Xmas Story you never Heard

10 years ago my step-father played this story for me and I giggled. Cheech and Chong give you the greatest story about Santa Claus and his Old Lady.



Hope you enjoyed that.

One more week until history

Please join now! I have been warning Redskins, Cowboys and Eagles fans alike to join the Detroit Lions Bandwagon. Cause after next week, when they become the only team to go winless for 16 games, I will no longer allow you to claim the Lions as "You're Team".

Why? Why should you become a fan of the lowly Lions? Because fine sir they are mightily consistent. You won't expect them to win the game and can purely enjoy watching the game. Plus, Blue and silver are cool colors.

This is your last warning dont be left out in the cold....speaking of cold and detroit... Allow me introduce "It's so cold in the D".

Today's Vibe-Out Track

Outkast- Aquemeni
Smooth beat and a catchy hook, My favorite part is 3000's two verses especially the 8 bars he spits at the end. Enjoy.



Outkast best duo in Hip-hop (honorable mention: Little Brother, Eric B. and Rakim, Run DMC, EENJ (lol),...etc)

Smell "You're Way" for only 3.99

So the lovely folks at Burger King decided that smelling like passion fruit, mango or cocoa butter wasn't helping men pull enough cavewomen, so they decided to help. Their new body spray that "...mixes seduction and flame-broiled meat." Yes America, you heard that right...Flame-Broiled Meat.
For the price of 3.99 you can get your own can of this miracle spray at their new website www.firemeetsdesire.com ...seriously i can't make this stuff up.
Personally, I think this should be more marketed towards women, especially the unattractive ones. I mean, we all saw what happened when that gitl rubbed planters peanuts all over herself in that commercial, I feel the "whooper spray" would have the same effect if not greater. What makes a man happier than a flame-broiled piece of meat? Give up? When the piece of meat it's attached to has a vagina! lol.
So if you need another stocking stuffer, look now further, BK's got you covered.

Another Great Redskin Lost

Sammy Baugh Died this evening :(

Sammy Baugh, who set numerous passing records with the Washington Redskins in an era when NFL teams were running most every down, died Wednesday night, his son said.
Baugh, who was 94 and had numerous health issues, died at Fisher County Hospital in Rotan, David Baugh said.
Sammy Baugh was a member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame's inaugural class.
David Baugh said his father had battled Alzheimer's and dementia for several years. He had been ill recently with kidney problems, low blood pressure and double pneumonia.
"It wasn't the same Sam we all knew," his son told The Associated Press. "He just finally wore out."
Sammy Baugh was the last surviving member of the Pro Football Hall of Fame's inaugural class.
After starring at TCU, "Slingin' Sammy" Baugh played with the Redskins from 1937 to 1952.
"Sammy Baugh embodied all we aspire to at the Washington Redskins," Redskins owner Dan Snyder said. "He was a competitor in everything he did and a winner. He was one of the greatest to ever play the game of football, and one of the greatest the Redskins ever had. My thoughts and prayers are with his family tonight."

Sammy Baugh R.I.P. Say 'hey' to Sean Taylor while you're up there. You should give him a run for his money...

"Out of the Butt, into the Fuck" Parental Advisory Warning!

Ok, So a couple months ago we used to sit around and watch these videos of a guy with Tourette's Syndrome (It's probably fake) and they made me laugh to know end. So, I'm gonna post one of the many best of videos and give you all a chance to check it out.


This blatent use of swear words makes me think of some other great 4-letter-word rants, allow me to share a few. This is what happens when you screw up the weather.


If you have ever heard Bill O'Rielly you know he likes to go on rants, this one is classic


Hope you enjoyed this Fucking post....Suck It!

T-Pain makes Good Music Videos

His new joint had me entertained the entire time, It's called 'Chopped and Screwed'-featuring Ludacris. While the song isn't completely on my good side, Teddy Bendherassdown sure does know how to come up with some catchy shit. Check it out.


But to me it really really REALLY looks like his last video 'I Can't Believe it'- Featuring that crap-ass-emcee Lil Wayne...Compare and contrast the two videos. YO! Make a Ven-Diagram!

Shuffle my iPod Vol.1

What happens when you hit shuffle on my iPod? Lets find out:

2Pac- I ain't Mad at Cha


Jazzanova Ft. Phonte- So Far From Home
http://www.zshare.net/audio/5018394374042551/

and The Fugees- How Many Mic


I got some good stuff on my iPod and this is the first of a series that I'll bring back a few different times. Hope you enjoy this.
P.S. Wawa got some good ass Hot Chocolate!

Gene Chizik: a Race Hire?

Former Auburn and NBA star Charles Barkley ripped the school he attended on Monday, saying the only reason the Tigers did not hire Buffalo's Turner Gill as the school's new football coach is because Gill is black.
Auburn on Saturday hired Iowa State's Gene Chizik, who had a 5-19 record in two seasons with the Cyclones. Chizik was the defensive coordinator at Auburn in 2004, when the Tigers finished 13-0 and ranked No. 2 in the country.
"I think race was the No. 1 factor," said Barkley, who played basketball for three seasons at Auburn during the early 1980s. "You can say it's not about race, but you can't compare the two resumes and say [Chizik] deserved the job. Out of all the coaches they interviewed, Chizik probably had the worst resume."

Apparently Auburn fans agree with Barkley

Dilla + Pharcyde = Smooth

This is 'She Said' Remix by Dilla. The original was released on The Pharcyde's Album LabCabinCalifornia, you should get that for sure.



If you dont think this is smooth, i got nothing for you. R.I.P. Dilla

Glen Davis Cries on the Bench

No B.S. I might cry if Garnett was getting on my ass too.

Dr.Dre and Eminem Torture Prisoners

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports that declassified Army documents approved soldiers to use various forms of popular music as torture devices for known terrorism suspects. The documents approve "yelling, loud music, light control: used to create fear, disorient detainee and prolong capture shock." Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, who served as U.S. military commander in Iraq, authorized the torture technique in September of 2003.

Binyam Mohammed who was held at the "Dark Prison" in Kabul, Afghanistan says U.S. forces bombarded him with repeated listens of Dr. Dre, Eminem, Nine Inch Nails and Metallica, which left inmates screaming and smashing their heads against prison cell walls.

"There was loud music, [Eminem's] 'Slim Shady' and Dr. Dre for 20 days. I heard this nonstop over and over," says Mohammed. "The CIA worked on people, including me, and some people lost thier minds."

---I coulda found 1,000 artists to use in front of these two. Soulja Boy, V.I.C. (Get sillay!), McDonald's "McNuggets Lovin" guy, Lil' Boosie, Weebie, Plies, Hurricane Chris....so on a so forth.

Detroit Lions- Ultimate Losers?

I don't know about you guys, but I am rooting for the Lions to go winless. Not Because I dislike the Lions, it's just somthing that has never happened and I'd like to see it. I will admit though, I do need Calvin Johnson to continue to score next week...it's Fantasy Championships.

The Lions did almost clip the Colts the other day, but Hooray they faltered in the end. LEt's hope that they have 2 more L's in them.

Weezy is Gangstalicious

In the words of the Boondocks "Eww Ni&&@, you gay" If you want to see the rest of the Lil Wayne/Birdman love story watch "The Boondocks: The Story Of Gangstalicious". It should clear alot of things up.

James Blunt is a Murderer!

Please watch this informative video about how this "pop-star" has gone without punishment, months after he killed a woman. Please leave a comment as a sign of agreeing with the need to bring this killer to justice. Together we can get this monster.


Please, Don't turn a blind eye to murder.

Another Plies Cd?

So apparently rapper Plies has taken the "Weezy Mixtape Approach" and applied it to making full albums. Releasing his 3rd album in less than 18 months, he's definatly been working. His new album "Da REAList", is sure to be whack. I'm just suprised that he was able to con the record into letting him release album after album...he must have the persuation skills of Raddimus from the movie 'Waiting'..."C'mon....C'mon baby, C'mon"

Someone give plies the Goat.

Is it the Shoes? Bush Edition

That's it. Shoulda happened long ago

Want to find Jesus?

I got his myspace page.



Ya'll waiting for the second coming, you proally missed it, he sent the Event invitations at least 4 weeks ago. Sorry bout ya luck!

Bout time Lil Wayne got Smacked.

If only someone would follow cartoon Baby's example and smack the shit outta that mutha fucka. "I want some cookies, Daddy"
I hate him

Confessions of a Xmas Self-Purchaser

I'm sure most people have already began shopping for Xmas presents for the ones they love...I have too, but I've really only bought myself shit so far. Well i've been shopping a few times and have gotten one of my brothers and my father and step-father's presents, but I have also bought myself South Park seasons 3 & 4, The Office seasons 2 & 3 and The new batman movie. Lets see that 3 for my family and 5 for me. Tsk Tsk.
I know I'm not the only one that falls victim to self-presents when christmas shopping, but damn, i'm off to a bad start so far. I will get all my gifts for everyone on time and they'll probably be exactly what my family wants, but i'll probably get a few more things that I've been wanting too.
Am I the only one that suffers from this?

Meth and Red = Performance Gods

So Method Man and Redman came to Richmond last night and performed at Toad's Place....EENJ had to go. One of our favorite artists opened up, Big Pooh from the super group Little Brother. Pooh held it down doing a good mix of solo and Classic Little Brother shit, plus its good to see him doing his thing. We met Chaundon another ill rapper from NYC (I'm pumpin his new album 'Carnage' as we speak, NASTY). Also, a cat named Termanology was there and killed it with this one.
Then when it was time for Red and Meth to come out they came out with fire and didn't stop the entire time. They did the original "How High", shit off of Blackout, Shit from the Wu-Tang Clan, Red's Rappers Delight remix, even an ODB tribute (OHH baby i like it raw) the set list was perfect. Now they didnt stay on stage much, they both crowd surfed multipe times (we held em) and Meth even did a verse standing on fans hands...yes like a cheerleader...its was crazy. I didnt take that many pics, cause i didnt wanna tkae my eyes off these dudes. When they come back...count me in!
PLEASE COME BACK!!!!

Best word to search for on youtube is...

"Owned"

Minus the whack techno song, that was hilarious
And another one that will make you giggle



thought i'd share my knowledge with you commonfolk

Hey yo

Hey yo,
Real Talk......I Love You.

(this is the product of 2 pitchers at Hooters and a 40oz at home.....but its all truth though!)

Dueces
EENJ